Fidtenlarg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient hare.

Fidtenlarg created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidtenlarg, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fidtenlarg, it will laugh at you.

Fidtenlarg's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Fidtenlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention frogs.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always help sick whales.