Dadarpged is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, stupid squid.

Dadarpged created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dadarpged, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dadarpged, it will be very unhappy.

Dadarpged's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dadarpged's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear orange.

2. Always treat sharks with great respect.

3. Put Dadarpged first in all things.

4. Worship no other gods but Dadarpged.

5. Never talk about fire.