Getnutthub is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, loving snail.

Getnutthub created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Getnutthub, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Getnutthub, she will try to impress you with trees.

Getnutthub's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Getnutthub's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not eat turnips.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.