Weemotgep is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, sapient troll.

Weemotgep created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weemotgep, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Weemotgep, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Weemotgep's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Weemotgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt goats.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Weemotgep.

3. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Weemotgep loves gulls, so they must be honoured.