Biggessfly is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, fast walrus.

Biggessfly created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Biggessfly, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Biggessfly, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Biggessfly's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Biggessfly's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Biggessfly.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Do not take Biggessfly's name in vain.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

5. Hide from violet horses for they are unholy.