Gilhadkinbanhigsagmapkad is a god.

He takes the form of a large, competent skunk.

Gilhadkinbanhigsagmapkad created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Gilhadkinbanhigsagmapkad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gilhadkinbanhigsagmapkad, he will curse you with boils.

Gilhadkinbanhigsagmapkad's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Gilhadkinbanhigsagmapkad's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are not to be trusted.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not kill goats.