Kinflabtof is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciless cow.

Kinflabtof created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kinflabtof, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kinflabtof, it will strike you with lightening.

Kinflabtof's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Kinflabtof's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never paint your feet turquoise.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not shave your chest.