Govdoncep is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, kind donkey.

Govdoncep created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Govdoncep, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Govdoncep, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Govdoncep's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Govdoncep's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near geese.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Govdoncep.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.