Cebbusfub is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, kind
otter.
Cebbusfub created matter three million years ago.
If you believe in
Cebbusfub, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Cebbusfub, she will turn you into a sheep.
Cebbusfub's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Cebbusfub's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
2. Always look after injured tortoises.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.