Konflyhas is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, kind shrew.

Konflyhas created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konflyhas, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Konflyhas, it will destroy your home planet.

Konflyhas' most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Konflyhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about great tits.

2. You must pray to Konflyhas five times a day.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never play with disobedient children.