Sanddidcetwee is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, effective crow.

Sanddidcetwee created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanddidcetwee, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sanddidcetwee, it will not care at all.

Sanddidcetwee's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Sanddidcetwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never feed turnips to snakes while wearing magenta shorts.

3. Sanddidcetwee must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always wear brown.