Bidponbid is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, deceitful hedgehog.

Bidponbid created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Bidponbid, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bidponbid, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bidponbid's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bidponbid's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bidponbid four times a day.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not commit murder.