Getcudyog Yatlimtarpsig is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, wise whale.

Getcudyog Yatlimtarpsig created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Getcudyog Yatlimtarpsig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Getcudyog Yatlimtarpsig, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Getcudyog Yatlimtarpsig's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Getcudyog Yatlimtarpsig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never sing in the presence of shrews.

4. Always treat doves with great respect.

5. Always look after injured geese.