Fossyatzed is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, astonishing squid.

Fossyatzed created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fossyatzed, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fossyatzed, he will ignore you.

Fossyatzed's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Fossyatzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not kill seals.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not eat lentils.