Gutrutbell is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, pitiless alligator.

Gutrutbell created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Gutrutbell, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gutrutbell, he will be very sad.

Gutrutbell's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Gutrutbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Always look after injured mites.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Retreat if eight badgers approach from the east.