Gummighun is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, ruthless meerkat.

Gummighun created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gummighun, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gummighun, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gummighun's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Gummighun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants in need.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

5. Never paint your hands blue.