Titrakab is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, charitable faun.

Titrakab created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Titrakab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Titrakab, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Titrakab's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Titrakab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Worship no other gods but Titrakab.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

4. Do not speak about bread.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.