Danjopstik is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy hare.

Danjopstik created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Danjopstik, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Danjopstik, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Danjopstik's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Danjopstik's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always obey Danjopstik's priests.