Nakabbog is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, ill-tempered alligator.

Nakabbog created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nakabbog, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nakabbog, he will refuse to believe in you.

Nakabbog's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Nakabbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always treat mites with great respect.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.