Karflabvon is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omniscient parrot.

Karflabvon created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karflabvon, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Karflabvon, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Karflabvon's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Karflabvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands magenta.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Karflabvon.