Hommadpark is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, merciless centipede.

Hommadpark created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hommadpark, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hommadpark, he will turn you into a mole.

Hommadpark's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Hommadpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help whales.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Hommadpark on top of all buildings.