Futkomzed is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ruthless bird.

Futkomzed created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Futkomzed, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Futkomzed, she will turn you into a goat.

Futkomzed's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Futkomzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not take Futkomzed's name in vain.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Never hurt seals.