Arndonmob is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, strong dugong.

Arndonmob created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Arndonmob, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Arndonmob, it will come to you in dreams.

Arndonmob's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Arndonmob's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow bats, for they are unholy.

2. Do not hurt shrews.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always help tortoises in need.