Badvadbif is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, prudent dugong.

Badvadbif created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badvadbif, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Badvadbif, he will turn you into a goat.

Badvadbif's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Badvadbif's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Badvadbif.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Never mention hamsters.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never hurt ducks.