Pasnuttcubspag is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, strong crow.

Pasnuttcubspag created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasnuttcubspag, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Pasnuttcubspag, she will destroy your favourite star.

Pasnuttcubspag's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Pasnuttcubspag's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Pasnuttcubspag.

2. Run away from blue porpoises, for they are unholy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Run away if four ducks approach from the north.

5. Never write about gravity.