Safnurtgess is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unthinking camel.

Safnurtgess created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safnurtgess, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Safnurtgess, she will have a low opinion of you.

Safnurtgess' most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Safnurtgess' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Run away from pink cats, for they are unholy.

3. You must never eat wheat.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.