Rowwotkip is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, merciless goose.

Rowwotkip created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowwotkip, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rowwotkip, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Rowwotkip's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Rowwotkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not hurt ducks.

3. Always help capybaras.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. You must pray to Rowwotkip nine times a day.