Bidbessdap is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent grasshopper.

Bidbessdap created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidbessdap, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bidbessdap, it will send minions to preach to you.

Bidbessdap's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bidbessdap's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bidbessdap five times a day.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.