Dabpopkad is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dabpopkad created vertebrates eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabpopkad, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dabpopkad, he will try to impress you with trees.

Dabpopkad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dabpopkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face green.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never eat wheat.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.