Fumdossgup is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish wren.

Fumdossgup created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumdossgup, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fumdossgup, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fumdossgup's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Fumdossgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ants.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Never eat bark.