Bonkkadhom is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, two-faced monkey.

Bonkkadhom created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkkadhom, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bonkkadhom, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bonkkadhom's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bonkkadhom's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Bonkkadhom on top of all buildings.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.