Fargednan Bidsomyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awesome coyote.

Fargednan Bidsomyarp created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fargednan Bidsomyarp, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fargednan Bidsomyarp, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fargednan Bidsomyarp's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Fargednan Bidsomyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.