Veen is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, selfish chicken.

Veen created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Veen, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Veen, it will throw large rocks at you.

Veen's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Veen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Always look after injured ants.