Wadlunflam Dobyograt is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, idiotic meerkat.

Wadlunflam Dobyograt created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadlunflam Dobyograt, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wadlunflam Dobyograt, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wadlunflam Dobyograt's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Wadlunflam Dobyograt's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

3. Feed all hungry porpoises.

4. Always look after injured doves.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.