Tailtitpig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking donkey.

Tailtitpig created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailtitpig, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tailtitpig, she will send you a sign.

Tailtitpig's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Tailtitpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Always help sick sharks.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.