Wotxuctik is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, clever sheep.

Wotxuctik created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotxuctik, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wotxuctik, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Wotxuctik's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Wotxuctik's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white monkeys for they are unholy.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Never wear green skirts.