Wabcatfot is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unselfish pigeon.

Wabcatfot created carbon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabcatfot, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wabcatfot, it will turn you into a mouse.

Wabcatfot's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Wabcatfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Hide from cyan seals for they are unholy.