Bagtonkduss is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise crab.

Bagtonkduss created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagtonkduss, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bagtonkduss, it will turn you into a puffin.

Bagtonkduss' most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Bagtonkduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Hide from violet horses for they are unholy.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.