Dudbagtig is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident eagle.

Dudbagtig created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudbagtig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dudbagtig, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Dudbagtig's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dudbagtig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.