Sterfotquag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, temperamental rat.

Sterfotquag created humankind five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterfotquag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sterfotquag, she will destroy your favourite star.

Sterfotquag's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Sterfotquag's Holy Commandments

1. Sterfotquag loves mice, so they must be respected.

2. Sterfotquag must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Fast once a month.