Jabbognellkarnulltab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unsympathetic otter.

Jabbognellkarnulltab created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Jabbognellkarnulltab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jabbognellkarnulltab, it will refuse to believe in you.

Jabbognellkarnulltab's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Jabbognellkarnulltab's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near pigs.

2. Do not kill rats.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.