Stikwatcem is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, sage owl.

Stikwatcem created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikwatcem, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stikwatcem, it will not invite you to parties.

Stikwatcem's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Stikwatcem's Holy Commandments

1. Stikwatcem loves snakes, so they must be respected.

2. Always wear green.

3. Hide if four nematodes approach from the north.

4. Worship no other gods but Stikwatcem.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.