Limjonkad Nuttgabragjig Rotzantap is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful dryad.

Limjonkad Nuttgabragjig Rotzantap created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limjonkad Nuttgabragjig Rotzantap, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Limjonkad Nuttgabragjig Rotzantap, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Limjonkad Nuttgabragjig Rotzantap's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Limjonkad Nuttgabragjig Rotzantap's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Limjonkad Nuttgabragjig Rotzantap five times a day.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

5. Never sit in holy places.