Zagstraggam is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, fussy porpoise.

Zagstraggam created dark energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagstraggam, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zagstraggam, it will ignore you.

Zagstraggam's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Zagstraggam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured foxes.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Always help porpoises in need.

4. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not eat apples.