Vaglitcep Dim is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, conceited newt.

Vaglitcep Dim created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vaglitcep Dim, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vaglitcep Dim, it will turn you into a tree.

Vaglitcep Dim's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Vaglitcep Dim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Vaglitcep Dim.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Never feed nuts to capybaras while wearing turquoise boots.