Gemhittarg Bassrigvil is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish alligator.

Gemhittarg Bassrigvil created humankind nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gemhittarg Bassrigvil, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gemhittarg Bassrigvil, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gemhittarg Bassrigvil's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Gemhittarg Bassrigvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never wear white corsets.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never sit near ants.

5. Do not hurt squirrels.