Tungidjip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, loving crane.

Tungidjip created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tungidjip, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tungidjip, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Tungidjip's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Tungidjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never feed lentils to otters while wearing turquoise corsets.

5. Never talk about gravity.