Lidarmhabnut is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, effective mouse.

Lidarmhabnut created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Lidarmhabnut, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lidarmhabnut, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Lidarmhabnut's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Lidarmhabnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Hide from violet otters for they are unholy.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Hide if six squirrels approach from the east.

5. You must love Lidarmhabnut.