Futquaghig is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, humane mouse.

Futquaghig created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Futquaghig, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Futquaghig, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Futquaghig's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Futquaghig's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry eagles.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always take life seriously.