Cebyarpcam is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-assured finch.

Cebyarpcam created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cebyarpcam, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cebyarpcam, it will be very unhappy.

Cebyarpcam's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Cebyarpcam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Cebyarpcam loves swans, so they must be respected.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cebyarpcam.

5. Never eat bark.